Bartlett Rebooted

Here’s a short extract from one of the stories in my eBook (now selling at $2.99 on Smashwords). Fnnnff “What did he say?” “It sounded like Fnnnff.” Bartlett was lying on his back on a rough wooden table. He was buck naked, his eyes open, unblinking, staring at the ceiling. He was not breathing. His […]

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On Cling Film

Who invented cling film? If anyone knows, please send me his/her name and address and daily work schedule. I have a bone to pick with him/her. My understanding of the concept is that this nefarious product is supposed to be a handy and convenient way of keeping food fresh. All you have to do is […]

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Ovolution is released!

My first eBook Ovolution and Other Stories by JJ Toner is now available from Smashwords and for Kindle from Amazon. Here are the links: Smashwords Amazon UK Amazon US and all other countries These ten stories were written over a period of 15 years. They are only available as e-books. If you don’t have an […]

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Ovolution and Other Stories – Endorsements

My first eBook is now in the oven at Amazon. The Kindle edition should be cooked and ready for the shelf within a day or two. The book has received fantastic endorsements from two writers that I admire. The first is from crime noir author Paul D. Brazill: “One of the things the best sort of speculative fiction can […]

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GIZMO list

I never can remember the words of songs. The only one that I know really well is the second half of “The Boxer” by Paul Simon and Art Garfunkle. You know, the bit that goes lie lie lie, lie lie lie, lie lie lie, lie lie lie, lie lie lie, li-lie lie lie. I can […]

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